Don't Google That 

Something said when told a word or phrase that someone might not know and may google. Which will give them a very awkward even in which someone may know what that means and sees your search history..

Friend: "Hey what does Rule 34 Mean? I overheard my friend say it."

Me: "Don't Google That."

Don't Google That by PikaPikaGamer June 25, 2018

Google Don't Give a Doodle 

Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff

No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.

Google Don't Give a Doodle by Junior Burger, Jr October 21, 2011

I don't know why I have these goggles 

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

I don't know why I have these goggles by Cephiroth May 15, 2010