donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

donkified 

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

donkified by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

Donkified 

A Stupid and Retarded Being Representing An Ass and Donkey

person 1: OMG! Jessica is such a DONKIFIED Whore!!
person2: I know she is so DONKIFIED

Donkified by bigmandad101 November 8, 2020

Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009

dorified 

Pertaining to dory from Pixar's Finding Nemo animated film; The fish with bad memory. When you have a bad memory, you are dorified.

"Gwen is so dorified. She forgets EVERYTHING!"

dorified by Abi Webster February 9, 2005

Dowdified 

To change a quote to make your opponent look bad. Maureen Dowd misquoted Bush so often that the term was created "Dowdified"

The biased reporter Dowdified what the Senator said to make him look uneducated.

Dowdified by den1313 June 3, 2011

Drunkified

Drunk. A bit like being squiffoid.

Jordan is so drunkified right now.

Drunkified by loulahoula May 26, 2013