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donkey doo doo 

White guys playing cheesy African rhythms on djembe drums. Usually the rhythm is politically correct, inoffensive "world music" but ultimately not something that would make you want to dance.
'Man, I wish they would play some nice chuggy doof with those drums'
'Nah, it's all donkey donkey donkey doo doo.'
donkey doo doo by lewislama September 20, 2006

Donkey Doo Doo 

A more family-friendly version of saying the word Bullshit, so your parents won't get mad at you for saying swears.
Mom: I won't buy this game for you, it's too violent.
Kid: This is a load of Donkey Doo Doo.
Donkey Doo Doo by Babybitchboy12 February 27, 2021

Donkey doodle 

Used as a reference to “ you are mad sus bro” or “ bro?”
Hisoka: gon is SO hawt.!
Illumi: donkey doodle
Donkey doodle by Killua tho🤪😚 September 24, 2020

Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob 

The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch
"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."

donkey door 

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
Why don't you check your donkey door?
donkey door by gadiv November 3, 2009

donkey door 

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.
Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.
donkey door by upchuckk April 2, 2008