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donkey swing 

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
donkey swing by T Unit October 8, 2005

donkey cock swing 

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.
That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.
swinging donkey by Potatolobster January 31, 2014
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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