donkey punch! 

Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.

1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.

2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.

TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER

1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.

2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.

donkey punch! by TrueDefs November 25, 2004

Donkey Punch! 

The act of playing Halo Reach online on a team slayer, aquiring a magnum or any other pistol, and meleing an enemy player from behind, resulting in an assassination animation.

if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.

Tim: FRICKING CAMPERS!!!!!!!!

Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...

and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!

Donkey Punch! by Mr. Snuggles!!>:( October 21, 2010

donkey punch

An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.

Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!

donkey punch by Addie >=D October 18, 2007

Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.

Donkey Punch by Hemp lover October 29, 2009

donkey punch

A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract.

Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!

donkey punch by Sheck May 13, 2005

donkey punch

For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:

Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.

First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.

Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.

Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.

In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.

In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.

donkey punch by Bill Peters September 25, 2006

Donkey Punch

(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent.

Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful! That s**t isn't fair!

Donkey Punch by Reagan Smash February 20, 2007