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Donkey Hoe 

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.
"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"
Donkey Hoe by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020
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Hoe Donkey

An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.
"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or Ï love you hoe donkey"
Hoe Donkey by ernieTorphan August 24, 2009

Donkey Kong that hoe 

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.
Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.
Donkey Kong that hoe by Fave000 August 25, 2010

Donkee-hoetae 

When someone continues to try something and it never works out, like in the tale of Don Quixote. It can also be shortened to just Donkee
He keeps trying to get a job but it's so donkee-hoetae because his resume is terrible.
Donkee-hoetae by LilBoePeep January 18, 2024

donkeyhole

a phrase used by concrete company employees to curse without cursing, by using "donkey" as a synonym for "ass."
Those idiotic donkeyholes don't know how to order concrete, much less finish it!
donkeyhole by Todd Winkler August 15, 2006

donkeyhotey 

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.
Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
donkeyhotey by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009

donkeyhole

you're such a donkeyhole
what does that mean?
it means asshole you idiot
but pg
donkeyhole by alexa leiva June 12, 2018
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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