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DonaldTrump 

a new race of person he is officially orange
DonaldTrump is crap
DonaldTrump by BlackAce1313 September 11, 2019
Words you can keep

Donald Trump Tie 

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One
Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!

The Donald Trump

The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.
Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"
The Donald Trump by Stormy Daniels October 9, 2019

Donald Trump Jr. 

A child that supports Donald Trump like they have a gun to their heads. Usually ranging from 4th grade all the way up to 9th grade. Usually has no knowledge of what Trump wants to do and totally manipulates their words to attempt to win an argument.
"When Trump builds his wall and deports all the Blacks, you'll be the first one to go! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!!"

"Whatever you say, Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. by Freeday1 February 16, 2017

donald trump jr 

Not only is this the son of USA's worst president in history, but he also played a prestigious role in the Russian collusion so the orange cunt could get elected. Like father like son, he is a walking piece of shit.
Hey, did you know Donald Trump Jr. was born out of Trump's anus?
donald trump jr by ColdFire44 July 14, 2017

The Donald Trump

When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot
When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump
The Donald Trump by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006

donald trump disorder 

newest mental health diagnosis in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM5)

symptoms include :

sociopathic tendencies,

delusions of grandeur ,

combativeness,

Inappropriate, intense anger or problems controlling anger,
Having stress-related paranoid thoughts,
Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerating your achievements and talents
Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
Requiring constant admiration
Having a sense of entitlement
Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
Taking advantage of others to get what you want
Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Being envious of others and believing others envy you
That dude has definitely got donald trump disorder. Look at how he stomps around Walmart like he owns the place, bossing people around. He doesn't even work here!

Did you check out donaldtrumpdisorder.com! Holy cow! I think I know someone who has that!
donald trump disorder by snderhella February 28, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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