Donald Trumpkin

A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.

Bruce is all about getting Donald Trumpkin s when he goes to Atlanta. What a Jazz.

by Snazzleboo January 22, 2009

Donald Trumpkin

When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.

Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.

or

Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?

by MikeJones1212 June 25, 2009

Donald Trumping

The Act of grabbing someone by their genitals.

I love Donald trumping on a Friday night.

by SausageFruitCake November 28, 2016

Donald Trumping

The act of being the most shitlicking, sexist, homophobic piece of shit the world has ever seen. All while wearing a poor excuse of a wig that looks like a dead animal they had just plucked off the street one day and put it on their fuckin' baldas head, fuck like, balder than King Neptune. Holy fuck.

"Silly faggots! Dicks are for chicks!"
"Yeah, yeah. Just make me a sandwich, bitch."

"STAHP DONALD TRUMPING YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE"
"Kys or stop trumpin', fagmat"

Donald Trump Trump asswipe Donald Trumpin'

by JackySenpai November 29, 2015

Donald Trumping

The act of beating off to one's own daughter while simultaneously spouting nonsensical, and often times racist, bullshit that panders to the lowest common denominator of people, i.e. racist, inbred, cousin-fuckers.

Guy1: "Wanna go to the bar after work tonight?"

Guy2: "Sorry, I can't tonight. Some Muslim guy moved in down the block so I have a long night of Donald Trumping ahead of me."

by @amber_hates July 31, 2016

Donald Trumping

Bullshitting all day. Saying nothing that matters. Bullshitting crap bullshit

Person1: Man you know Rayn, I hate that nigga

Person2: Why ?
Person1: He just keep Donald Trumping all day.

by boy O boy March 28, 2016

Donald Trumping

The act of defending your words or actions by talking about how someone in a different and unrelated situation did something else.

I caught her cheating on me, and instead of an explanation, she just kept Donald Trumping about how all my friends cheat.

by Risaacr October 10, 2016