The ruling female tech geek who keeps track of web servers, dns, hosting and other technical geekiness required to keep her business running on the internet.
Dear Jane,
You're the Domainatrix, why don't you whip that dns web server into shape! How many domains do you own anyway?
Sincerely,
John Doe The Domainator at ExtremeRestraints.com
Male technical geek at a company who keeps track of domain names, dns servers, and anything else geeky related to domains. A domainator's counterpart is the domainatrix.
Dear John,
Why as a Dominator, you should be able to figure out how many domain names I own. Can't you get your own dns servers running.. wait I forgot a domainator keeps them running while a domainatrix keeps them whipped into shape.
Sincerely,
Jane
The Domainatrix at Jennasloveshop.com
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.