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• Every Person knows a doloris
In a disco

Guy: Hey
Girls: Ough, I don't want to know more about you
Guy: But I am a doloris, you want to fuck?
Girl: You are what...?! Oh of course i want!
doloris by 77.pk January 2, 2017

Dolores Jane Umbridge 

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

Dolores umbridge 

A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.
Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character
Dolores umbridge by Pantyshitter December 30, 2020
1. Evasive; shifty.
2. Unsound, unstable, and unreliable.
3. So risky as to require very deft handling.
Theres something dooris about those expense account purchases.
dooris by Uli22 May 30, 2006

Dolores Madrigal. 

The most beautiful thing on earth from the move, 'Encanto.' She was given a gift, (superpower) which is super hearing. Her hair goes in a bun and is from Colombia. She has a crush on her cousin, Isabela's boyfriend, not knowing the future of her and Mariano. (Isabela's boyfriend.)
Me: OMG have you seen 'Encanto?!'
Bff: Yes, why?
Me: Who's your fav?
Bff: Uhhh, Camilo Madrigal.
Me: What about Dolores Madrigal? She's Beautiful! She can hear my Pizza Rolls finish from a mile away!
Sis: I also like Dolores Madrigal.
Dolores is a natural beauty with hazel eyes. Looks great with read lipstick. Shes spiritual and has a lot of faith. She can get on your nerves sometimes but it gets funny after a while. She has a great figure without even trying. She’s weird but you love it. Dolores would go out of her way for you and is very loyal. She has so much love to give and laughter to spread. An amazing girl inside and out.
Friend 1: Where’s Dolores?
Friend 2: Either praying or Studying.
Dolores by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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