dooris 

1. Evasive; shifty.
2. Unsound, unstable, and unreliable.
3. So risky as to require very deft handling.

Theres something dooris about those expense account purchases.

dooris by Uli22 May 30, 2006

dooris hands 

Abnormally small hands on a man. The average length of a adult male hand is 189mm and the average length of a adult female hand is 172mm, so the hand size must be 150mm or less (average size for early teenager) to qualify.

You are in the gym and you see one of those massive guys working out, muscles everywhere, and then you notice their hands. Tiny, dooris hands.

dooris hands by DogOwar October 1, 2013

doorslexia 

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

doorslexia by pantstore June 25, 2010

DoorSmash 

a simple game where you and your significant other order from DoorDash and then see if you can smash before the order shows up

him: "hey baby quarantine sucks let's DoorSmash tonight"
her: "k babe but somewheres close I'm horny and hangry"

DoorSmash by jakeisjack April 5, 2020

Doris Day parking 

rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.

When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)

Doris Day parking by John Mar. November 11, 2007

Doris Day 

Typical slang for girl-next-door, which stemmed from the bubbly blonde singer/actress who was popular in the 1950s.

No wonder goody-two shoes Doris Day has so many friends....

Doris Day by dj mbm July 6, 2008

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

garage doors by actual garage doors January 6, 2012