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dooris hands
Abnormally small hands on a man. The average length of a adult male hand is 189mm and the average length of a adult female hand is 172mm, so the hand size must be 150mm or less (average size for early teenager) to qualify.
You are in the gym and you see one of those massive guys working out, muscles everywhere, and then you notice their hands. Tiny, dooris hands.
dooris hands by DogOwar October 1, 2013
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dooris • dooris hands • Doorism • Door-To-Doorism • Door is Door • doors • Doris • Doris Day Parking • dooring • Doris Day
doorslexia
Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.
Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.
Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
Silly close-minded door.
Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.
Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”
doorslexia by pantstore June 25, 2010
DoorSmash
a simple game where you and your significant other order from DoorDash and then see if you can smash before the order shows up
him: "hey baby quarantine sucks let's DoorSmash tonight"
her: "k babe but somewheres close I'm horny and hangry"
her: "k babe but somewheres close I'm horny and hangry"
DoorSmash by jakeisjack April 5, 2020
Doris Day parking
rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.
When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)
Doris Day parking by John Mar. November 11, 2007
garage doors
garage doors by actual garage doors January 6, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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