dollarrhea

The condition of being unable to control spending, often extending even to the point of printing more money just to spend it.

"How did we get more than $16 trillion in debt? Could it be because of the federal government's dollarrhea?"

dollarrhea by ak4mc February 19, 2013

Dollarrhea

When you get horrendous diarrhea from the McDonalds Dollar Menu.

Dude, those two apple pies for a buck gave me the worst dollarrhea ever. My anoose is seeping.

Dollarrhea by W0nt0ns00p June 1, 2010

dollarrhea

When you're so fuckin' wealthy that you start to shit money.

There's no known cure for it because it seems no one wants to give up their fortune voluntarily.

Person 1: Do you know 2/3 of colonists died of dollarrhea when they were sailing back to the European continent.
Person 2: What? There's no such thing as dollarrhea, you stupid.

dollarrhea by Dick D. Dick November 20, 2020

Dialarrhea 

Accidental phone calls made when your keyboard is unlocked and in your pocket or purse.

Sorry about all the calls, I had dialarrhea.

Dialarrhea by Cheap_Eric May 27, 2009

dogarrhea 

n. the brown ooze from an sick dog; usually found in puddles on the sofa or floor

Ew! I stepped right in Jo-Jo's dogarrhea!

dogarrhea by skukuza June 11, 2007

Dogarrhea 

When a dog experiences messy, messy diarrhea.

"I let my dog out last night and couldn't let him back in until I had sprayed him down with a hose to clean off all of the dogarrhea. I think he might be sick."

Dogarrhea by PlayOnPlaya August 26, 2013

Donarrhea 

The incoherent Twitter ramblings of Donald J. Trump.

Here is an example of Donarrhea:
Apr 23, 2019 06:26:40 AM
“The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump.” @MariaBartiromo So true, but they don’t treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory, hard for people to sign on. Constantly taking people off list. Big complaints from many people. Different names-over 100 M.....

Donarrhea by Caught in the Vortex April 25, 2019