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No-can-do's-ville, baby doll 

It's a subtle way of saying that you can't do something in a relationship. Like when you don't have time for a romantic dinner, but only two minutes for sex.
1:
Woman: We're supposed to taste wedding cakes this afternoon, remember?
Man: Ouch! No-can-do's-ville, baby doll.

2:
Woman: Wow, that was really mean. I think you owe me an apology.
Man: No-can-do's-ville, baby doll, no-can-do's-ville.

Ken Doll Situation 

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
Ken Doll Situation by Fried glue February 27, 2017

Barbie Doll Shake 

When you or someone is fed up with a person for being messy, Irritating, petty, or just dumb . You envision shaking a person uncontrollably, with their feet together like the little girls do their baby dolls...
Denise being so messy and petty all the time. What she need is someone to Barbie Doll shake her ass, I bet she will straighten right up!

doll snatch 

Terminology used in chris Morris' Nathan Barley s1e2. used in place of babe, darling, hun, sweetheart and so on.
doll snatch by ox_iq July 28, 2006

doll stuffer 

Man Jims a doll stuffer.

OMG I know.
doll stuffer by Franky f May 1, 2010

doll steak

A meat made from lost or forgotten children's dolls inspired by the kind of comedy Kurt Cobain in his hit song "Milk It". It has a distintive taste that can only be experiaced.
"Hay dude, pass the doll steak."
"Ok, here; please don't hit me again."
doll steak by Jarn Kazoox December 26, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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