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Dointing 

noun
\ˈdȯynt-ing\

The practice or engagement in activities or tasks that are considered pointless, useless, or a waste of time.
Procrastination can often be seen as a form of dointing, where valuable time is spent on non-productive endeavors.
Dointing by Buzzybuz February 4, 2024
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doinking 

The word "doinking" is a synonym for having sex, to sleep with someone, fucking, bang and many others.
Hey dude, I was doinking this girl last night and it was awesome!
doinking by Stelter October 18, 2011

Doinging 

Doinging is the act of flinging small objects off the end of an erect penis. A diving board like approach is used for catapult action.
Common projectiles includes small candies and coins.

"I tried doinging a skittle into her mouth and got her in the eye."
Doinging by Team Lunch Nap November 21, 2011

Drinting 

Use it for soup-like foods. Are you drinking it? Or maybe eating it? Perhaps "drinting" is the word you’re looking for. Drinting is a word for when you’re eating things that can be drunk as well.
Person 1: "What’s up! Whatcha doin?"
Person 2: "Nm, just drinting soup. Feeling a bit sick"
Drinting by thedragonpoodle November 11, 2020

Dick Doinking 

The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.
Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.

Diddle Doinking 

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing
Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.
Diddle Doinking by Kimaren January 31, 2010
Verb: The opposite of doing something. Actively not doing what you are supposed to be doing.
"What are you up to?"
"Just donting around my house"

I havent gotten anything done because I just donted all day!

Lets dont the laundry, it's to nice outside.
Donting by Cookie Cat May 5, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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