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Doinking 

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
Doinking by Xackery September 16, 2008

Doinking 

e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L
Doinking by DorothyMayBest February 9, 2009

doinking a doinker 

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

Dick Doinking 

The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.
Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.

Diddle Doinking 

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing
Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.
Diddle Doinking by Kimaren January 31, 2010

Queef doinking 

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing
Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!
Queef doinking by Forest H July 13, 2017