Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 08, 2006
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e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L
by DorothyMayBest February 09, 2009
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The scene and episode introductory sound on the Law & Order series; it’s included in: Law & Order, SVU, Criminal Intent and Trial by Jury.

During long marathons or durations of Law & Order: SVU, a commercial often shows the cast (Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer) discussing the sound and its significance. Hargitay
described it as “Chink Chink” but the advertisers referred to it as “Doink Doink.”
Meloni: “It’s a good sounds, isn’t it?”
Hargitay: “Wait a second! Play it again!”
by KnowYourSymphony May 27, 2005
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The sound from the Law and Order TV series.
"We're taking you down to the precinct." *doink doink*
by Mein Gott in Himmel March 23, 2004
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The best sound ever. Plays during the Law & Order series, including...

1. The Mothership
2. SVU
3. CI
4. TBJ (cancelled now)
June 18, 2006
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
*doink doink*
by SVU~FREAK March 01, 2006
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any sex that happens on the TV show Law and Order or its spinoffs
On SVU in the episode Annihilated Stabler doink doinked his wife and got her pregnent

I wish Elliot and Olivia would doink doink already
by ellipher March 17, 2009
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A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.
by AmishBoi1776 September 29, 2017
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