dontavion 

Apparently my man last name

"my last name is dontavion"

dontavion by Big d randy December 14, 2023

federal donation 

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.

1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

federal donation by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017

Racial Donation

A Racial Donation happens when a black male politely asks a random white male for money , then the white male gives the black male 3-5 dollars, simply for the fact that the white male is scared to death of the strange black male because he is black and the white male does not want to be stabbed, shot, raped or be infected by the black male, but the white male acts as if he isnt scared and is just being polite back.

Black male: Excuse me sir, my family and I are tryin to get to California, but we don't have any money and we need to buy some gas to get home, i'd really appreciate it if you could help a brotha out.

White Male: Uhhh Ya, no problem buddy.

(white male gives black male 3 dollars)

Black male:Thank you so much, God Bless

White Male's friend (who is also white): Dude, you didn't have to give that guy any money

White Male: It was more of a Racial Donation

Racial Donation by Jimbag September 3, 2009

orgasm donation program 

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

orgasm donation program by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

Donavin

A really nice guy who will crack a joke at any time. He loves his friends and is devoted to what he does. If he wants to do something, hes going to do it. Nothing can stand in his way!! He usually into things like food, (breakfast food in particular) movies, youtube, and gaming. Also, this type of person is lit and always knows the right moment to dab.

Girl 1- How did your date go?
Girl 2- Oh it went great!! He was a total Donavin!!

Donavin by Alyssa Wilson G January 2, 2017

Donavon

A super funny guy who is also super cute! Very athletic but can be lazy when they wanna be. Has no chill when you piss him off but Is also very sweet and caring to the people they love. Donavons are great in bed! Donavons get jealous really easily, so don't talk to other men! Donavons love kids! When you first meet a Donavon he can be very shy, but don't worry he will open up if you let him and don't ignore him. Donavon is the best person you will meet!

Ex-Man I like Donavon but he is hella shy
-don't worry girl he is really sweet!
-ooh okay I'll give him a chance!

Donavon by TheGuyYouLove June 28, 2017

autotrump donations 

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.

My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!

autotrump donations by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021