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A companion, mate, or partner who is a K-9 (AKA dog)
A human's dog counterpart or sidekick.
My friend told me the other day that she doesn't need to look for love in men anymore because her dogpanion provides all of the love she could ever possibly need. See dogsession for more information.
dogpanion by santtta April 8, 2010
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Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

Dogtanian 

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs
you were in the back seat of your car the windows were quite steamy but i could just see a dog on your lap it was clear you were a dogtanian
Dogtanian by leonBRAP February 19, 2009

dogtanian and the muskerhounds 

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

Dogtanion 

Dogtanion, pronounced dog-tan-ion...
To inappropriately insert falice into the behind of a dog repeatedly/to shag a dog
Mr Hancock from the lands of Cornwall
Dogtanion by Shaba March 6, 2005

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026