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A DOGROLL is a cols, useless, foul tasting toxic slab of dead offal consisting of animal offcuts, unpleasant shit bits and traces of horseshit that comes beautifully preserved in an unbiodegradable hard plastic wrapper that needs to be opened with a sharp knife.
friend : "OI mate what's the name of your ex girlfriend?"

Me: "Dogroll"
DOGROLL by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

dog roll 

A sausage(the dog) in a buttered roll .. not a pastry sausage roll .. not a hotdog ...
2 dog rolls , 2 bacon rolls and a pint of milk please ...
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dog roll by J.J.M December 16, 2007

denver dog roll 

This term has a couple possibilities one is when you tongue punch your dogs bartbox another is when you and your partner do it in a pile of dog crap

Dog Roll 

Doing a Dog Roll is rolling like a dog.
Dog Roll - the best solution for every epic situation.
Doing a Dog Roll is always win, but only those who can perform it perfectly are allowed to use it.
<Allar> Need a girlfriend on Runescape, I have level 55 construction =]
<Jorgen`> Do a Dog Roll!
<Allar> Oh!

<Jorgen`> Haha. rank 8 and rank 9 attack here atm :P
<Sick-Mic> Impressive, but can they do a dog roll?
<Jorgen`> Sick-Mic, nope. I did a dog roll and I got 10 chicks digging me
Dog Roll by ColaDrinkrrr April 22, 2008

Dorolling 

When somebody asks you to get something but you are too lazy to walk, you instead roll to that object and get it for them. Present tense is 'doroll'
"Can you get the remote for me?"
*dorolls*

"Why are you on the floor?"
"I was dorolling"
Dorolling by aberecabera November 17, 2016

Dog roll 

The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis

Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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