poo sticks

... how to play "poo sticks" ...
find some doggy poo and a stick , put the doggy poo on the end of the stick then chase your mates and try to wipe it on them ...
hey dude , look at the size of this turd , anyone fancy a game of poo sticks ........
by J.J.M January 08, 2008
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dog roll

A sausage(the dog) in a buttered roll .. not a pastry sausage roll .. not a hotdog ...
2 dog rolls , 2 bacon rolls and a pint of milk please ...
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by J.J.M November 17, 2007
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