Dog mom

Term used in online dating profiles to signal a woman's decision to never have kids.

I'm a proud dog mom 🐕 and brunch enthusiast. I'm 5' 4" but you must be at least 6'4".

by ledankmaymay420 July 27, 2017

dog mom

Reference to a woman who has a dog and treats their furry baby as if it were their human child.

Look at Diana, she's taking her dog on a walk in that baby stroller... She's such a dog mom!

by deeliciousxxx January 22, 2019

Bacon Boi: “I hate hot dog mom”

Entirety of Jebendia: “Me too!!!”

by anonymous June 10, 2021

A skinny nerd who does nothing but watch anime and play with his wiener all day.

Guy: “Hey you remember that hot dog mom guy from Jebendia?”

Other guy: “Hah yes, everyone hated that guy”

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Kayla is a mom dog to Shadow.

by Baby Cheekz April 3, 2017

Victor: mom dog
Syther: You lost the game
Edgy: Please please please
Dobby: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
Pushline: yuor moder is dog

by DobbysGamertag October 10, 2024