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Dog locked 

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.
Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.
Dog locked by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Lockdown Dog 

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.
“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer
Lockdown Dog by SimePieman September 5, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026