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Man look at Ricky’s dog eye, I can smell it from way over here.
Dog Eye by MoneyMunoz April 4, 2019

clenched dog eye 

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
clenched dog eye by Dexter G November 20, 2009

Sober Eye Dog 

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.
Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

seeing-eye dog 

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.
While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.
seeing-eye dog by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

seeing eye dog 

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy
"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"
seeing eye dog by cfwest November 3, 2012