A dog bath is when you attempt to fit your balls into someone's a-hole. They just won't go in, much like trying to give a dog a bath.
by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth April 30, 2004
by Scout was fat. March 17, 2016
giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.
after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.
by nutgrapes February 11, 2011
Whilst plugging a girl you attempt to stick your nuts in her box or arse as well. The difficulty of doing this is equivalent to getting a dog to take a bath.
by virginconversionunit March 24, 2004
the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.
by paddy farrell September 26, 2004
during some mad fucking, grabbing your testicles as if you are going to Brain (definition #5) someone then, inserting them into the vagina or asshole. It is very difficult to do, hence the Dog in a bath name.
by Skeet Inc. July 25, 2006
whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".
by f-dixle April 10, 2009