Dog Bath 

A dog bath is when you attempt to fit your balls into someone's a-hole. They just won't go in, much like trying to give a dog a bath.

So I was doing this girl and I tried to give her a dog bath.

Dog Bath by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth April 29, 2004

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

champagne dog bath by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Giving the dog a bath 

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

Giving the dog a bath by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016

give the dog a bath 

giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.

after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.

give the dog a bath by nutgrapes February 27, 2011

giving the dog a bath 

whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".

"Hey Megan. Do you mind helping me? Im giving the dog a bath."

giving the dog a bath by f-dixle April 12, 2009

dog in the bath 

Whilst plugging a girl you attempt to stick your nuts in her box or arse as well. The difficulty of doing this is equivalent to getting a dog to take a bath.

I gave the bitch a dog in the bath.

dog in the bath by virginconversionunit March 24, 2004

Dog In A Bath Tub 

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.

Dog In A Bath Tub by Harry Ballsonya March 19, 2003