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dossy
Setting high expectations yet leaving much to be desired. Full of self-proclaimed greatness that is never met. Overhyped, yet disappointing.
1. All the marketing makes this dossy beer seem great, but it's all watered down.
2. This dossy software is expensive, so I thought it would be good, but it crashes all the time.
3. He's the dossiest guy I know. He always makes promises to do great things and never gets anything done.
2. This dossy software is expensive, so I thought it would be good, but it crashes all the time.
3. He's the dossiest guy I know. He always makes promises to do great things and never gets anything done.
dossy by CrazyNater June 10, 2008
dockyard oyster
Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
dockyard oyster by Satandog February 2, 2006
On Docs
On Docs by DaddyJandy September 10, 2019
Bukakke Docky
The act of docking with another guy directly after participating in a bukakke, kind of like a modern day high five but instead slapping wiener heads.
Leroy - (While docking Darryl)"Nice load!"
Darryl - "Thanks! She literally looks like a human ice cream cone now."
Leroy - "You got that right!"
Darryl - "I don't think I would pull a Bukakke Docky with anyone else but you. Your foreskin is like warm butter."
Leroy - (long pause).....I'm out!(leaves)
Darryl - "Thanks! She literally looks like a human ice cream cone now."
Leroy - "You got that right!"
Darryl - "I don't think I would pull a Bukakke Docky with anyone else but you. Your foreskin is like warm butter."
Leroy - (long pause).....I'm out!(leaves)
Bukakke Docky by darryl&leroy May 7, 2009
Domsyndrome
A medical condition originated from the name of a self-entitled prick. The person suffering from this condition begins to show hyper-selfish behavior, often reality seems blurred to them and the being hallucinating into their own world where everything revolves around them and every person does what they tell them to do.
"Oh, he keeps arguing on the fact with no reasoning though specialists have explained it to him, Domsyndrome is really spreading fast"
"He started talking about how he created the seven wonders, sad how Domsyndrome has taken over him"
"He started talking about how he created the seven wonders, sad how Domsyndrome has taken over him"
Domsyndrome by notrachit May 19, 2018
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