Dock Shock 

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

Dock Shock by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

shock dock 

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure

I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt

shock dock by senior shock dock February 20, 2011

The Shock Dock 

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock

Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days

The Shock Dock by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

shocker dock by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

dickshocked 

for when you're so completely and utterly shocked that you get an erection.

"shit man i am absolutely gobsmacked. dickshocked, even"

dickshocked by offesetorin November 14, 2022