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A group consisting of demi god's of which have a love hate relationship to eachother mainly discussing the summer of 2018
Sorry, Bros before how's meeting up with dobits
Dobits by Matttyboyy February 9, 2019
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doitsuism 

A religion that worships the Hetalia character Germany, or Lord Doitsu. "Shine bright like a doitsu" The religion represents all love for Doitsu, wurst, beer, cleaning, and potatoes. We are all potatoes. Followers of Doistuism call theirselves Doitsuists.
Feliciano is a strong supporter of Doitsuism.
doitsuism by PotatoBastardo July 15, 2014
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1. Japanese/Romaji word for Germany.

2. Common nickname for Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt from the anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers

3. Doitsu isn't just the Japenese word for Germany - oh, no. It is so much more . Doitsu is the reason we live, the reason we breathe. Without Doitsu, we'd be dead; nothing. Doitsu has the power to do anything. Once you become a Doitsu, you have achieved everything in life. Get stopped by the police? Tell them you're a Doitsu, and they'll back the fuck off. Your house getting burgled? Just let those assholes take one good look at your Doitsu face and they'll drop dead. Doitsu is everything. Everything that you have ever know. Only the best of the best can become a Doitsu."
Shine Bright like a Doitsu
Doitsu by silly32 March 1, 2013
Doitsu is a simply indescribable thing. Doitsu is our sole survival, the very reason we thrive on this circle which is the Earth. Doitsu is the ultimate form, the awesome being we all strive to become. Doitsu is the twinkling stars in our darkest nights; Doitsu is the tiny spark in a cold expanse of icy emptiness; Doitsu is our single red cardinal flash in a bleak white winter. Doitsu is the one who protects us; He is the one who loves us; He is the one to save us. He is the unbelievably beautiful figure of which we all wish we could be, which we all hope to be one day. It is every person's dream, whether recognized or unrecognized by those people, to become a Doitsu one day. We all wish with a strong power in our souls to be a Doitsu or at least become Doitsu in somebody's eyes. a Doitsu is somebody we truly love with all of the weak human strength in our hearts.
1. Shine bright like a Doitsu.
2. You know my boyfriend, Shane? He's my Doitsu.
Doitsu by Beelee October 13, 2013
A word meaning Germany in Japanese, often used by fans of Hetalia.
Doitsu just doesn't mean Germany though. It means you have great power. Doitsu is shining bright.
Doitsu ist fabulous

Doitsu is love
Doitsu is life
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Doitsu by Hetalian Derp Kitty February 13, 2015
Doitsu is the reason kids sleep peacefully at night when they are older. Doitsu scares off all the night demons that creep into our rooms. His pistol is alway by his side, ready to defend those who need doitsu's help. Doitsu also scares off over protective, foxy grandparents that show up at night to see how beautiful theur grandchildren have grown.
Doitsu! A night demon is haunting my dreams again!
Doitsu by Erebos;-p September 10, 2014

doitsuism 

Doitsuism is a fan-made religion based and surrounding the show, Hetalia's character, Doitsu, or better off known as Germany. People who follow this religion may call themselves 'Doitsuists'. The religion's anthem is 'Shine Bright Like a Doitsu', as you may have guessed is an adaption of 'Shine Bright Like a Diamond'. The laws of Doitsuism my be found on the Doitsuism Wiki page.

It is important for Doitsuists to hail the all mighty potato and respect tomatoes as well. It is prohibited to insult other people's ships, even if you, yourself dislike them. Any evil (The Eye-Browed One and his Creatures) may be warded off by 20 hail Doitsus, which are push-ups.
In order to find out if one is truly a follower of doitsuism, gently say to them, 'shine bright'. If they reply with 'like a doistu', they are most likely a follower. If not, they may regard you as crazy. -taken off the Doitsuism wiki
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