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Doberwoman 

A bitch is an unpleasant girl, but a doberwoman is ten times worse! Just like a real doberman is worse than a real bitch when she's about to have puppies. Be careful, or you might get your head bitten off.
Jane: You're not just a bitch, Katie, you're a doberwoman!
Doberwoman by Doukie February 17, 2009
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Doberman Boyfriend

A male significant other that is bigger, and more physically capable to protect his companion, yet is loyal, accommodating, and submissive to his significant other.
"Your boyfriend is so strong, he must wear the pants in the relationship."

"He is strong, but he's more of a Doberman Boyfriend."
Doberman Boyfriend by Arty9s September 14, 2022

doberman 

Breed of dog, named for the creator of the breed, Louis Dobermann. Mr. Dobermann was a tax collector in Germany and wanted a good protection dog. Dobermans are truly a man-made breed. Some of the breeds thought to have contributed to the Doberman are German Pinschers, Manchester terriers, Weimeraners, and Rottweiler.
My Doberman won Best in Working Group at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
doberman by Dober21 October 23, 2004

doberman pincher

A person or person's who scores your shit and pinches it and then expects you to kick you down .
You scored from who? I'm surprised you got anything ? That guy's s fucken doberman pincher!

Doberman 

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.
The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.
Doberman by o2theMalley July 4, 2008

Doberman Blowjob 

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.
After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.

doberman 

one big, badazz dog dat guards yo house an tears up any ni99a dat try to come in yo yard
Damn, willies doberman ripped my white tee!
doberman by chucc January 11, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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