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Do Waunt 

Doin' whateva you wauuuuunnnt
Do Waunt by Alex[HxC] October 24, 2008
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I do what I waunt

A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.
Hey Dave. You should be in class now, right?
Wateva! I do what I waunt!
The opposite of Do not want. Primarily used online, possibly stemming simultaneously from LOLcats. Occasionally written as two separate sentences for emphasis.
Do want by svnt May 26, 2008

I really do want to die 

I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. It’s not wealth that I envy; it is permanent tranquility and peace is what I want. Wealth is only a second best option.
I really do want to die, says I. After 24 years of getting nowhere, I’m becoming tired of chasing a mirage so-called a light at the end of this endless tunnel.

But you do want children to die rather than pay

Hym "But you DO want children to die rather than pay? Weird set of priorities but OK."

Do not want! 

Used to indicate that one does not want to see, hear, know, or have anything to do with something. Used for comic effect.

Originates from an alleged, bad English-to-Chinese-to-English translation of Star Wars Episode III. In the end, Darth Vader's infamous "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" is subtitled "DO NOT WANT!"
"Check it out guys, naked photos of Donald Rumsfeld!"

"DO NOT WANT!"
Do not want! by nrrork May 15, 2006

DO NOT WANT 

Catchphrase popularized on 4Chan, which spread to other various forums online, signifies that the content of a thread isn't desired or liked that much

Acquired from a bootleg camcorder Hong Kong subtitling of the Chinese dub of Star Wars Episode III, in which Darth Vader's howl of 'NOOOOOO!' scream is translated to Chinese and then back to English as 'Do not want'
Dudethecameraguy: so what did you guys think of the rar i attached with my collection of rescue rangers scat guro

Setzergabbiani: DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT by Ratix July 2, 2006
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