Diwas 

Diwas is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Diwas usually have an appreciation for the color black, love cats and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair (often curly )and dark eyes

He is such a Diwas

Diwas by Markvaugan November 28, 2021

Diwas 

A boy who doesn’t give a single shit about anything and he only wants to fucking rip people’s skull if they fight his group.

We’re not messing with Diwas’s group HELL NO

Diwas by TheOlSwagger October 12, 2018

diwas 

He is a small child with beard . As has a good friend circle . Loves wearing a mask all the time

Diwas is a baby adult

diwas by Mindstroke April 15, 2018

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Dimashititis

A rapidly spreading health condition in with millions of people had been consuming large volumes of visual and auditory information via internet to satisfy their new found addiction for a Kazakhstan singer, composer, multi lingual and multi instrumentalists name Dimash Kudaibergen. This phenomenon craving for this 6 octave singer is being studied by specialist around the world who in turn gets infected. There is currently no known cure and no one is asking for a cure. The only effective treatment is to join other addicts in for some fun and sharing information on the root cause.

The vocal teacher did an analysis in Dimash and got infected with Dimashititis the first round, he asked his friend to check and his friend was infected too.

Dimashititis by TazaKap December 15, 2019

Dimashify 

Pronunciation : Di-Mash-i-fy (Verb)

1) To transform an existing song through the personality of Dimash Kudaibergen so as to render it utterly his own

2) To set a bar/standard so high that it will never again be rendered to the original

3) To cause the listener extreme feelings such as love, pain, happiness leaving them in doubt, awe, tears at times, goosebumps, speechless or lost weather what they just heard actually is only one human singing or an alien. This phenomenon is called Dimashified

4) A person who has been Dimashified normally had just been infected with Dimashititis Stage 1 unknowingly.

Dimash dimashify almost every single song he sings

Dimashify by TazaKap December 17, 2019

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023