Ditchy

A jerk like person, or a useless person. the word derives from the phrase "ditch weed" which is useless weed that can't do anything, thus, ditchy

He was being super Ditchy today, did you see him touch her ass?

by Alice D'Claire October 08, 2009

ditchy

An action that involves ditching someone for someone else

Person 1: oh my god, so my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to a movie together but he hung out with his friend instead!
Person 2: no way! thats so ditchy!

by orangejuice1012 June 05, 2010

ditchy

Low-grade, less than stellar, shitty, crappy, rundown.
(Orig. ditch weed)

Nate tooked like a tool showing up at prom with his ditch 1992 Lexus with rust spots.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.

by Lisa N September 03, 2005

Ditchy McAbandonpants

Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."

by Chilingo December 21, 2005

ditchy pants

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006

ditchy magoo

Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.

Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream

I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.

by Ditch Master Flex July 03, 2009

richy ditchy

Someone who doesn’t give “spare change” to the homeless outside of a grocery store

Homeless man, “ excuse me can you spare any change today?”

Ashley, “ I’m sorry I don’t have any cash or change on me”

Homeless woman sitting next to homeless man , “ Oh, She’s a richy ditchy”

by Heretodefineweirddesertterms September 21, 2017