Pukey Pants

A person who goes wine tasting in Sonoma and pukes all over her friends new BMW, and a small childs lemonade stand.

Oh my god!, Sylvia was such a pukey pants last weekend in Napa!!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006

ditchy pants

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006

queef

girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.

Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006