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girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.
Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...
by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006
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UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!
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Get the ditchy pants mug.A person who goes wine tasting in Sonoma and pukes all over her friends new BMW, and a small childs lemonade stand.
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