Ditch diving
a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road
Ditch diving by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014
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The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
ditch diving by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013
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Dutch Diving
The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.
Dutch Diving by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
The Dutch Divingboard
Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.
EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"
Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."
EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"
Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"
Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."
EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"
Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
The Dutch Divingboard by Blake Kahn October 3, 2008
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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