Disurprised 

When you are surprised by an outcome or situation, but intrinsically not surprised at all.

My boss, who says he "values communication", hasn't communicated something vital to everyone in the Project. I'm disurprised!

Disurprised by corporategirlie October 10, 2023

Durprised 

To be so surprised you durp *see durp; definition 3*

"Wow, I cant believe that chick had a penis, I AM SO DURPRISED."

Durprised by thestateofmark June 5, 2012

dissurprised 

Disappointed but not surprised by the bad actions of others.

"Dude, did you hear the government voted against raising the minimum wage but gave themselves a raise?"
(shakes head) "No, but I am totally dissurprised by that news."

dissurprised by KWBard May 5, 2022