Disurprised

When you are surprised by an outcome or situation, but intrinsically not surprised at all.

My boss, who says he "values communication", hasn't communicated something vital to everyone in the Project. I'm disurprised!

by corporategirlie October 10, 2023

Durprised

To be so surprised you durp *see durp; definition 3*

"Wow, I cant believe that chick had a penis, I AM SO DURPRISED."

by thestateofmark June 5, 2012

dissurprised

Disappointed but not surprised by the bad actions of others.

"Dude, did you hear the government voted against raising the minimum wage but gave themselves a raise?"
(shakes head) "No, but I am totally dissurprised by that news."

by KWBard May 5, 2022