Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.

That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

Distinguished Gentlemen by schue Shiner February 24, 2011

A Distinguished Gentleman

When you piss from one side of a bed to the complete opposite side of the bed without getting any on the White sheets

Wow have you seen david? He's such a distinguished gentleman!

A Distinguished Gentleman by Firebranddeathbringer March 3, 2026

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags by Axewielder December 11, 2007