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Dispounted 

verb. -Lost ones face in a terrible fire.
"Little Jimmy listened to that utterly mind blowing guitar solo, and immediately dispounted."
Dispounted by Nate T. and T-Clip! January 27, 2009
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Tire Discounters 

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'
Tire Discounters by Ozekat February 1, 2013

discounted 

To get a sick deal or to steal some shit.
Price got himself some rocks discounted. What a greezy fuck.
discounted by BaBaBooE August 3, 2007

discountent

Refers to the resentment or dissatisfaction that someone feels regarding a reduced payment, either because the person thinks that he should have been charged even less than the price that the seller agreed to, or he thinks that he should be getting/keeping more funds than he is being allowed in said transaction.
In the famous 1942 Basil Rathbone film "Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon", Pegleg displays extreme and bitter discountent when Holmes makes HIM pay Jack Brady the required five-pound "information-bribe" out of the ten that Holmes had already given Pegleg to bring Holmes to Jack's carpentry shop.
discountent by QuacksO June 7, 2019

disjointed

Disjointed is best sitcom ever. It’s about weed and it’s awesome
This new disjointed series is great
disjointed by Vilo the Slovak guy January 17, 2018

DiscountedJames 

DiscountedJames is very good a making discord servers and is very good at Minecraft PVP
Guy1: Who Is DiscountedJames?
Guy2: He Is Really Good At Making Discord Servers
DiscountedJames by ArranEXE July 30, 2021

DiscountedJames 

DiscountedJames Is VERY COOL
DiscountedJames Are You VERY COOL
No.
DiscountedJames by James :0 September 5, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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