disapornted

When you watch a porn but it doesn't get you off

Bro 1: Hey bro you watch "3 cops and a Hoe" last night?
Bro 2: Yeah but I really couldn't get off to it. I'm a bit disapornted.

disapornted by IDontEvenWatchPorn May 10, 2018

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

disappointed 

feeling let down by an asshole who never stays true to their words. Sad Upset

She's disappointed because her boyfriend broke up with her rather than introduce her to his family.

disappointed by fataLexO May 7, 2008

dissapointed

The wrong way to spell disappointed.

You: Ugh i'm so dissapointed.
Me: IT'S DISAPPOINTED......

dissapointed by Terrum June 24, 2009

disappointed Dusty 

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

disappointed Dusty by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

DISAPPOINTED 

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.

Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

DISAPPOINTED by Decent Definitions February 25, 2017

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

dissapointed but not surprised by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018