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dispatched 

This is a term used when you have beaten someone by 4 clear scores in any game,

in football by 4 goals,in american football 4 touchdowns, in pool by 4 balls,etc
also used in computer games

leading the dispatched person to be humiliated and most likely cry like a little girl before wetting himself.
Cardew- " wow i just dispatched you 5 - 1 with France against Italy, I rule"

James- "o god i know, i am so tall and crap, and you are clearly the master. My world is crumbling down around me. "

Cardew- "please leave you are getting piss all over my floor, you lady!"
dispatched by vascular February 10, 2006
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Dispatched 

Dispatched means you have finished your drink.
Have you finished your drink yet?
Yes, it has been dispatched!
Dispatched by DISPATCHED April 4, 2019

Dispatched

Idiotically used as an alternative on social media as a substitute to the act of “unaliving”, doesn’t make sense in this given context. The actual definition pertains to the summoning of a group or entity hence the position of ‘dispatcher’, whose job is to solicit police response in particular.
Officers were dispatched at the scene after reports of a crazed assailant. Reports of ‘shots fired’ were quickly called in upon first contact.
Dispatched by I Speak for the Truth November 30, 2025

hatched, matched, and dispatched 

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

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Dispatch Korea 

An Original Bitch that uses innocent K-POP Idols to Cover the shit that's going on inside its country.
_Y'all heard the new Dispatch Korea bitchin' around using 97 line to cover the Nth Rooms scandals?!"
+ Why are you even surprised?! It's been a bitch all its cheap life!!

Flight Dispatcher 

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
Flight Dispatcher by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
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