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Disneycore 

An unofficial genre of music that comprises of any modern-day pop music that is made, used, or featured by Walt Disney Records. Examples are the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, Teddy Geiger, and the like.
I so love that new album the Jonas Brothers! They're so Disney, yet they're so softcore! Let's call this brand new genre of commercialized music Disneycore!

Disneyworldology 

The Church of Disneyworldology worships Disney World in Orlando, Florida which was made by the Creator.

Tenants:
1. The whole world originated with Disney World, and The Creator created Disney World to put his will on Earth.
2. His will is to uphold innocence and goodness and all that is right.
3. Four* times daily Disneyworldologists must face Disney World and pray to it. They must also make a pilgrimage at some point in their lives (the more the better of course) to Disney World. They also often visit the other holy sites of Disneyworldology at some point.
4. The Creator will rise again and return to restore Disney World to its original intentions, first changing the Stitch ride back to Alien Encounter and secondly removing Johnny Depp from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
5. One should study the Holy Text of Disneyworldology, the Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World so that they can become closer and have a better understanding of the Creator.

*4 is the number of parks in Disney World, a very important number in the Church of Disneyworldology.

Myths:
1. Things existed before Disney World. Really that is an illusion that the Creator made to separate the believer from the non-believer.
2. Disney Land came before Disney World. Actually, it is just a holy site that was created by the Creator, but like all things originated in Disney World.
3. The countries in the Epcot World Showcase may seem like they are based on other countries, but in actuality the other countries were created in the image of Epcot.
According to Disneyworldology, there is only one World and Mickey is its prophet.

Disneyhorny 

An incredible desire to go to Disneyland. A desire which overcomes all other logical thought and can only be satisfied by going to Disneyland/world.
I am so disneyhorny that I can't focus on my finals.

She must be way disneyhorny because she keeps drawing mickey mouse ears everywhere she goes.
Disneyhorny by Angstd April 15, 2009

disneycide 

When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.
"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"
disneycide by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

Disneyworld 

When you die, you either go to heaven or Disneyworld.
Disneyworld by TalkyTiki October 15, 2008

DisneyWhore 

A odd person usually called willow. They can be scary.
She's a Disneywhore