Disneyworld 

Hell on earth.

When you die, you either go to heaven or Disneyworld.

Disneyworld by TalkyTiki October 15, 2008

didneyworl 

The over hyped place filled with heroine addicts stuffed in hot gross suits of deformed animals that grope your children and cause then orgasmic bliss as you wait in a three hour line for a two minute attraction. This amusement park will also eat all of your money and encourage you to buy vaguely mouse-shaped balloons and stale churros. Be prepared to spend $5 on a bottle of water.

Chey: But I don't wanna leave Didneyworl!!!

Mum: Sorry sweetheart, I'm going to have to file for bankruptcy now, it's time to go.

Chey: (snot flowing from nose) BUT D I D N E Y W O R L!!!

didneyworl by Cheydatswho June 13, 2017

Disneyworldology 

The Church of Disneyworldology worships Disney World in Orlando, Florida which was made by the Creator.

Tenants:
1. The whole world originated with Disney World, and The Creator created Disney World to put his will on Earth.
2. His will is to uphold innocence and goodness and all that is right.
3. Four* times daily Disneyworldologists must face Disney World and pray to it. They must also make a pilgrimage at some point in their lives (the more the better of course) to Disney World. They also often visit the other holy sites of Disneyworldology at some point.
4. The Creator will rise again and return to restore Disney World to its original intentions, first changing the Stitch ride back to Alien Encounter and secondly removing Johnny Depp from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
5. One should study the Holy Text of Disneyworldology, the Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World so that they can become closer and have a better understanding of the Creator.

*4 is the number of parks in Disney World, a very important number in the Church of Disneyworldology.

Myths:
1. Things existed before Disney World. Really that is an illusion that the Creator made to separate the believer from the non-believer.
2. Disney Land came before Disney World. Actually, it is just a holy site that was created by the Creator, but like all things originated in Disney World.
3. The countries in the Epcot World Showcase may seem like they are based on other countries, but in actuality the other countries were created in the image of Epcot.

According to Disneyworldology, there is only one World and Mickey is its prophet.

Disneyworldology by Disciple of Disneyworldology July 6, 2006

Disney World 

The greatest place on earth, or at least in the continental United States. A place that anyone of any age can have fun, sure it's mad expensive, but it's worth it.

Me - Hey Mom!! I want to get on Tower of Terror now!! C'mon, hurry up, move with a purpose!! This is DIsney World!!
Mom - Sade, shut up, stop acting like you're 5. We have time to get on all the rides you want to get on just wait.
Me- (mumbles)

I get really excited when we go to Disney World.

Disney World by Shaday June 30, 2008

Disney World 

Although it's known as the happiest place on earth, it's definitely not. Whether you go to Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, or Animal Kingdom, there's screaming crying children everywhere... if you bring your own kids it's even more of hell. Basically your better off going kid free.

Person 1: I just surprised my kids with a trip to disney world we all can't wait to go!

Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell

Person 1: Why would you say that

Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats

Disney World by I can't think of a username 56 December 22, 2019

Disney World 

The world's only people trap operated by a mouse. You get overcharged for everything, but have so much fun in the process that by the time you realise you don't have enough money to eat for the rest of your pitiful vacation, you've already starved.

We went to Disney World and later declared bankruptcy.

Disney World by Meh. Go away. April 3, 2005

Disney world 

The only place on earth where 13 year olds can kick the nuts of a man in a mouse suit and get away with it

The creepy ass mouse: hey kid

13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)

The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun

Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown men’s balls

Disney world by Pocycat 1 January 26, 2020