Diseneded 

/adjective, an occurence where when you need it, it always disappears/isn't there when you need it, it doesn't need to be a dire circumstance, just when things that are usually available when you doesn't need it, becomes unavailable/gone when you need it

1. A Diseneded scissor

2. I feel like its always open when i didn't want to eat there, but when i do they're suddenly not there, truly a diseneded food stall

Diseneded by Dishymarlin January 30, 2023

Diseneded 

/adjective, an occurence where a thing isn't there when you need it, yet regularly present when you doesn't need it, it doesn't need to be a dire situation, it's just that right when you want/need something that's usually there, it's not there

1. A diseneded eraser

2. I always saw that food stall everyday when i walk by, but when i wanted to give it a try, it's not there, truly a diseneded food stall

Diseneded by Dishymarlin January 30, 2023

Disneyed 

When Disney buys your franchise and fucks it

Dude Star Wars got Disneyed!

Disneyed by YELLOWMAN February 24, 2015

distended tube sock 

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

distended tube sock by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

Valary DiBenedetto 

Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!

Valary DiBenedetto and Matt Sanders are one gorgeous couple!

Valary DiBenedetto by KTREX May 22, 2007

Disnedent 

From the word 'dissident' and the corporation 'Disney', this term denotes a person who is involved in a boycott of Disney and all Disney affiliates. Much like a vegetarian, this person will probably believe themselves to be morally superior, and try to force their beliefs on you whenever possible.

Tom: HEY! I just got this awesome new DVD of Wolverine! Want to come over and watch it on my massive tv and pretend like we're X-men?
Paul: No dude, I'm a Disnedent. Marvel are owned by Disney now after the August 2009 buyout. I'd prefer it if you provided some ethically-sound entertainment, actually.
Tom: .....oh.

Disnedent by Therese Ascent July 11, 2010

Diededed 

When you die so hard you have to write more suffixes to even be able to grasp how hard you died.

The more "ed"s at the end, the harder did the person die.

Boy: Did grandpa die?
Father: No he FUCKING died.

Boy: So he dieded?
Father: No son, he diedededed.
Boy: Damn

Diededed by legrandpapi May 31, 2018