Diseasus

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The God of STD's, hemorrhoids and other sicknesses that dampen your day. Giving a prayer every now and then to Diseasus will greatly increase your resilience to harmful shit.

Guy 1: Did you see the whore I rammed this morning? Good thing Diseasus is my homeboy.

Diseasus by Pantyninja85 February 9, 2010

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Athenius Diseasus

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.

Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!

Athenius Diseasus by pseudoplane March 24, 2019

98 diseases

the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.

Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.

98 diseases by piratesrule May 13, 2004

fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.

i have fortnut diseases.

fortnut diseases by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018

diseasist

someone who is opposed to having sexual relations with someone who has a sexually transmitted infection.

No way I'd fuck a whore, I'm a diseasist.

diseasist by Bejabbers August 8, 2008

diseasist

person who discriminates against diseases. just like a racist is a person who discriminates against race.

That doctor is a diseasist because she won't go near Hep C or HIV infected patient.

diseasist by hehhheh September 2, 2009

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026