Skip to main content

Diseasus

The God of STD's, hemorrhoids and other sicknesses that dampen your day. Giving a prayer every now and then to Diseasus will greatly increase your resilience to harmful shit.
Guy 1: Did you see the whore I rammed this morning? Good thing Diseasus is my homeboy.
by Pantyninja85 February 9, 2010
mugGet the Diseasus mug.

Athenius Diseasus

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.
Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!
by pseudoplane March 24, 2019
mugGet the Athenius Diseasus mug.

98 diseases

the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
mugGet the 98 diseases mug.

fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018
mugGet the fortnut diseases mug.

diseasist

someone who is opposed to having sexual relations with someone who has a sexually transmitted infection.
No way I'd fuck a whore, I'm a diseasist.
by Bejabbers August 8, 2008
mugGet the diseasist mug.

diseasist

person who discriminates against diseases. just like a racist is a person who discriminates against race.
That doctor is a diseasist because she won't go near Hep C or HIV infected patient.
by hehhheh September 2, 2009
mugGet the diseasist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email