Discopianism

I made that shit up.

Think it's called Discopianism.

Discopianism by Jsway May 21, 2021

discordianism

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.

For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.

discordianism by adoblivione January 11, 2006

Discordianism

Well, you're the pope. YOU decide!

"Discordianism is but one of many, and several of some. It can also be described as five tons of flax."

Discordianism by Some undead guy December 28, 2007

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

Discordianism by Devonous September 21, 2006

discordianism

Practiced by discordians.

Ask not what IS discordianism, but what ISN'T discordianism.

discordianism by ryan y February 23, 2005

Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.

1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.

Discordianism by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 18, 2021

discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

discordianism by smith.e January 30, 2023