17 definitions by ryan y

A spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word "telephone", telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.
telepwn call for you.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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1. People who you have had some kind of interaction with that have come and gone from the scope of being regularly in touch with or in touch with at all.

2. Persons who have briefly impacted you in some way and are no longer around.

3. Persons who have impacted you in a good way but are no longer around because they have continued on a path that is separate from yours. The split is usually on good terms, but you probably won't see or hear from these people again.
Megan finds contentment while remembering all of the passers by in her life.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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an imaginary lever you pull while burning someone.
alex: you suck!
ryan: your mom!
alex mimicking a large lever being pulled: OH BURN! BURN LEVER!!
by ryan y April 28, 2005
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Mischevous and often counter-productive behavior.
See tomfoolery, douchebaggery.
Stop this nonsense; this tomfoolery, this.. this.. this ballyhoo!
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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A spinoff of rofl. Just another way of saying "rolling on the floor laughing."

rofl sandwich is derived from roflmao being interpreted as "roffle mayo" as in "roffle mayonnaise".
i'll have a rofl sandwich, hold the mao.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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1. The theory that an omniscient being plays a vital role in the workings of the universe and is the explanation of all things (including but not limited to the origins of life itself) that have not yet been fully proven.

2. A subtle way for creationists, particularly Christian extremists, to inject their religious ideas in to the public school systems and scientific community.

Although the theory of intelligent design is defended with rhetoric about how evolution is also only a theory (thusly giving right for other theories to be taught as well), one key thing is different- the implied meaning of the word theory. Evolution is not a theory. It is a scientific theory. Scientific theories are not plain "I think this is why this works" theories, they are "I think this is why this works, and here's the lowdown on how it works" theories.

Scientific theories are attempts to explain through experimentation and observation the workings of the universe, whereas intelligent design is a theory with no supplied (let alone proven) hypothesis. This is also known as speculation. Furthermore, if at any time in the future there is a supposed hypothesis for intelligent design, it would be immediately discredited due to it's superstitious roots. If all speculation were to be credited as scientifically valid, well, just take a look at the flying spaghetti monster theory.

Intelligent design has been rejected by the scientific community since the 1800's, and regardless of what our political leaders or the mass media or religious leaders (assuming they're all separate people) say, intelligent design was and always will be speculation. It is because of the loose interpretation of the word theory that intelligent design has been seen by creationists as a loophole in vocabulary, thusly (in their mind) justifying suggesting it as scientifically valid. Which it's not.

Get over it.
"String Theory" is speculation because its hypothesis has not yet been proven through demonstration.

"Set Theory" has been proven through endless mathematical examples and is practiced by pretty much everything and everyone on a daily basis.

"Theory of Evolution" has been proven through observation that if an animal does not produce offspring, its species' overall gene pool has been slightly altered. Logical deduction concludes, that over a long period of time, this 'weeding-out' of the gene pool can ultimately alter the species itself. (Also known as "Natural Selection").

"Theory of Intelligent Design" is speculation because it never did and never will offer a hypothesis. It is a clever word to mask the statement "God made you and that's that. To argue or explain God is to be against God and therefore against one's own nature. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the government of the United States of America."
by ryan y September 14, 2005
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Slang common in the state of Washington. Short for "gang of".
There's a ganga geese!
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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