Dirty sponge

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.

Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"

Dirty sponge by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009

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Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)

Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.

Dirty Spongebob by Sakeeya March 29, 2012

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Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass

Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob

Dirty SpongeBob by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021

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Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.

Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.

Dirty Spongebob by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

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spongebob (dirty)

the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.

the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants

guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!

guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'

spongebob (dirty) by Tom K. February 4, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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