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When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.
Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.

Dirty Egg Roll 

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.
Dirty Egg Roll by AJ38 December 10, 2021

dirty fried egg 

When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.
ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!
dirty fried egg by Shaggydoo19 August 2, 2017

Dirty kinder egg 

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.
John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.

dirty eggs 

Eddie Hatrick coined the phrase "dirty eggs" from his infamous ball sac tricks he plays with the lovely ladies. Usually a girl who is joining his weiner cousin list.

Eddie Hatricks famous "dirty eggs" menu: all eggs are served from the top position

"DOUBLE YOLK"- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the "eggs" yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg

"DIRTY DOUBLE YOLK"- Eddie's tademark. See DOUBLE YOLK just add a rim job at the same time

"EGGS BENEDICK"- performing the "double yolk" while getting your sausage sucked, a move Eddie invented but cannot do

"DEVILED EGGS"- Placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. Must have a boner.

"SCRAMBLED EGGS"- smashing your "eggs" onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style

"SCRAMBLED W/CHEESE"- same as "scrambled eggs" just with very dirty balls. Usually performed after Eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym

"EGGS OVER EASY"- blowing your load and then performing the "scrambled eggs" while rubbing in the man lotion

"INDIAN EGGS"- While getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls face giving her a brown Indian spot on her forehead

"CAVE CITY EGGS"- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
"Hey man I think I'm gonna take this girl home and serve her the "dirty eggs" menu."

Guy: "Hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl: " I like 'em scrambled"
Guy: " How about Indian Style?"
dirty eggs by Carlito Brigante July 10, 2010