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dirty Di'Vonna 

A sex position in which you sit on top of a grinch statue and get your ass hairs licked. Often resulting in ejaculation going 10000mp/h.
Dude! Johnny did a dirty Di'Vonna to Avery! That's so gay.
dirty Di'Vonna by gaeldoesokay January 23, 2022
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Dirty Dip 

A streetwear clothing brand with an influence from pop art.
Pop art fashion is Dirty Dip
Getting dirty, but staying dipped and fly in Dirty Dip.
Dirty Dip is a dope brand!

Dirty Dip captivates the young spirited.
Dirty Dip is by artist for artist.
Dirty Dip by Algor February 14, 2021

Dirty Dip 

A streetwear art culture space clothing brand where art imitates life. Dirty Dip is for the young spirit in everyone.
Wow, that dirty dip is dope!
Nice threads, I see you’re dipped in Dirty Dip.
Getting dirty while staying dipped in Dirty Dip.
Dirty Dip by Algor January 28, 2021

Dirty Dipped 

Icy and ill, dipped in freshness and untouchable by society's sunder.
I'm dirty dipped from head to toe.
Dirty Dipped by Algor January 10, 2021

Dirty Dip 

Dipped in freshness.

Get dirty, but stay dipped.
Dirty Dip is a cool brand!
Dirty Dip is by artist for artist.
For the young spirited.
Dirty Dip by Algor February 5, 2021

Dirty Dip 

Something so icy and ill it was never meant to be clean, dipped in freshness and untouchable by society's sunder.
That dirty dip is clean!
Dirty Dip by Algor January 10, 2021

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
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