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Dirty Lamb Chop 

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.
Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.

dirty lamb chop side burns 

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.
After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

Dirty Pork Chop 

Wrong!! The term for a clit is man in a boat first of all..
A Pork Chop is a common term used to describe Portuguese people. Not really racist, portuguese people often refer to themselves as chops as well.
"Hey Larissa, you bringin' your dirty pork chop boyfriend out with us tonight?"
Dirty Pork Chop by amiraz April 24, 2006

Dirty Pork Chop 

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.
I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop
Dirty Pork Chop by Sonny Hooper April 12, 2004

Dirty Pork Chop 

See "Beef Curtains", not dirty pork chop, A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.
I was watching a porno the other day. Man! This chick had some beef curtains ,not dirty pork chop,.
Dirty Pork Chop by Novellprize October 30, 2006

Dirty Chopper 

When a man pulls out of a person's anus with a semi and then swings his dick like a helicopter, flicking shit and lube onto the receiver's face.
My hook up said to do something that would lift her off the ground.

So I used the 'Dirty Chopper' and needless to say it wasn't requested for again!
Dirty Chopper by David Sporrock April 14, 2020
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