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Dirty Clayton 

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.
Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
Dirty Clayton by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

Dirty Clayton 

When you have to go to work in the morning but you have masturbate to 'A Night In Chyna' and get turned on by Chyna, the female wrestler's clitoris.
He totally pulled a Dirty Clayton when he kicked us all out. He loves watching hermaphrodite
Dirty Clayton by Oracle2020 April 1, 2020

dirty clayton 

Give me bourbon and i'll tell you.
Give me a dirty clayton.

Give me bourbon first.
dirty clayton by B0urb0n March 26, 2020

Dirty Cheyton 

A man uses a strap on and has anal sex with one's self and then deficates all over their boyfriend/girlfriend. Also Dirty Cheyton can be used to describe a nasty man with a small penis
"Hey man I gave this bitch the ol' dirty cheyton last night.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026