While recieveing a blow job... secretly shit in one hand and wait till she makes eye contact and starts to hmmm, then BAM!! SMACK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WITH IT! and say "SURPRISE!!" often causeing a disgruntled look on her face to arise. Also may result in the dirty reversal.

" urgg.. uh.. hmm... Ya uh see.. last night.. urgg.. uh hmm.. ya i was like whith this girl i met at the pool and man she left all of a sudden and all i did was smack the dirty bumble bee on her face."

THE DIRTY BUMBLE BEE by UHohs August 17, 2006

dirty beef curtain

A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.

dirty beef curtain by Ms. Roxx July 1, 2006

Dirty Beer Hole

A dirty beer hole; Cheap Beer Aficionado; Magistrate of Value Beer; Lover of Boxer Lager.

Loosely related to Dirty Pong Hole.

Dirty Beer Hole drank himself under the table, again.

Dirty Beer Hole by Dirty Beer Hole June 10, 2011

Dirty Beer

Beer had without the um wife finding out. Something like that but not that, you get what I'm saying.

"Did you just have a dirty beer?"
"No, I didn't, it was cleaner than a virgin."

Dirty Beer by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

Dirty beenis

This is when a woman buys you an Xbox x so she can peg the shit out of you

Dude wanna play on my Xbox x I got from doing the dirty beenis with Jessica

Dirty beenis by Masculinity69 December 23, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026