While recieveing a blow job... secretly shit in one hand and wait till she makes eye contact and starts to hmmm, then BAM!! SMACK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WITH IT! and say "SURPRISE!!" often causeing a disgruntled look on her face to arise. Also may result in the dirty reversal.
" urgg.. uh.. hmm... Ya uh see.. last night.. urgg.. uh hmm.. ya i was like whith this girl i met at the pool and man she left all of a sudden and all i did was smack the dirty bumble bee on her face."